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Official Daily Celebrity Insult Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.

  1. Jimmytaff

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    Katie Price - has had more pricks than a used dartboard
     
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    I don’t spend much time looking at her face. Now her arse....that’s something else:thumbup:
     
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    Pierce Morgan got a face you wouldn't tire of stamping on
    The gooner prick
     
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    The only reason Katie Price married a cage fighter is because she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.

    ©️ Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
     
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  5. Ring Peace

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    Andy Parsons (Mock the Week) has to be without doubt the most unfunny person on that programme. There. I said it!
     
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  6. Ring Peace

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    Kay Burley. What a horrible human she is.
     
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    If there was an emoji for
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    I'd of clicked that :thumbup:
     
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    Between “An Extra Slice” and “Taskmaster” I’ve seen too much of Jo Brand this year. She is anti-comedy. Never has there been a more laborious and obvious, so-called, comedian on our screens than her. She’d be nothing if she didn’t like cake.
     
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    Frank Skinner could bore someone with ADHD to tears.
     
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    Alex Jones (the Welsh “One Show” presenter, not the deranged fear-monger). I have to turn the TV off when she is on it as she fries my cookies.
     
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    Rudy Giuliani has always struck me as a very dodgy individual.
     
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    Ian dowie talks like a 2 year old
    but sky sports have got to fill quotas and hire
    retards
     
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    could be worse... [​IMG]
     
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    Besides the bad heavy eye makeup, Miss Piggy’s voice is way too high to be enjoyed.
     
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    I’m certain that the reason Michael McIntyre walks quickly across the stage in his shows is in case the sniper rumours are true.
     
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    Mary Berry is, according to sources that know her well, a bit of a racist.
     
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    Michael Gove looks like that kid in school that would ask the teacher if there was any homework.
     
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    I hated those kids!
     
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    Well at least you have the satisfaction of knowing how they end up.
     
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    Boris Johnson’s father, Stanley, has been criticised for appearing to suggest the British public is illiterate.

    We may be illiterate but at least we aren’t so posh we can’t function.
     
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