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Official Daily Celebrity Insult Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.

  1. Ring Peace

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    I see that Caroline Flack is under the spotlight, as was her boyfriend allegedly.
     
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  2. Glos Blue

    Glos Blue Wales. Masturbation. Farming. In that order!
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    Jamie Oliver: The do-gooder, pukka, mockney, Turkey twizzler stealing, fat-tongued cunt.
     
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  3. Goslow

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    Harsh, but fair.
     
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  4. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    Stormzy, gobby illiterate cunt.
     
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  5. Travis Bickle

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    I’ll add another, his talentless wife
     
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  6. adz-a32

    adz-a32 GRAMMY WINNER
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    He got 6 A*s at GCSE and ABCDE at A level (well getting an A and B is great!)

    Definitely has done better than you :wave:
     
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  7. BLUE TUESDAY

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    You only just confirmed what @Goslow
    said then Adz :hehe:
     
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  8. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    I thought you had me on ignore?
     
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  9. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    And he's a homophobe.
     
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  10. Goslow

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    So why can't the gibbering cunt speak English.
     
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  11. Ring Peace

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    As highlighted on another thread, Ed Sheeran has announced that he’s “taking a breather” from work and social media. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
     
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  12. Travis Bickle

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    You get a B for spelling your name right :hehe:
     
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  13. Ring Peace

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    I do like “Who do you think you are?” on the telly so watched the one with Brendan O'Carroll (Mrs Brown’s Boys). I can’t stand the man or his shit programme. How anyone can watch, let alone laugh at, that steaming pile of horseshit is beyond me.
     
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  14. BLUE TUESDAY

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    Bob Geldof is a selfish cunt
    Who should of paid more attention closer to home
     
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    Robbie Williams what the fuck,karaoke Should be banned
     
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    [​IMG] still is one
     
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    stantys tattoos never sober
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    [​IMG] say no more
     
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    Gavin and Stacey, as funny as finding out the ugly bird you shagged whilst stoned out of your mind is pregnant and it is impossible that there is another candidate.
     
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  19. Ring Peace

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    Richard Osman is, according to his Wiki page, 2.01m tall. 2.0m of that must be concentrated smugness, the annoying twat.
     
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    Clive Tyldesley, has 2 types of commentary

    1) Gloating - Man U or England are winning. Nothing can stop his boys now and his words will echo through history like Wolstenholme
    2) Realisation - his team are a spent force, rather than commentate on the game he is now going to rant about the FA or Man U board.

    FFS put him on the Villa v Norwich game.
     
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