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Official Daily Celebrity Insult Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.

  1. Ring Peace

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    Another “too smug for his own good” celebrity is Anton du Beke, the aging professional from Strictly Come Dancing. The blue rinse brigade love this dancer as he’s tries to be as witty as the late Bruce Forsyth, only du Beke has a smaller chin and limited joke pool. For those that watched the Strictly final, du Beke’s arrogance was the reason he didn’t win as he tried to get his celebrity partner Emma Barton to engage in his dancing wet dream fantasy. I’m not sure he’ll be back next season.
     
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    who gives a monkeys u daft fucker
     
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    You really are a sinister fucker :hehe:
     
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    I used to love the Mighty Boosh (although it peaked at season 2 only I must admit), but since then Noel Fielding has become very tedious, boring and unfunny in the last few years. Gone are his funniest days on Buzzcocks.
     
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    I tend to agree. Series 1 and 2 very enjoyable but weak thereafter. Fielding likeable in the Boosh but needy outside. Howard Monsoon Moon is more adaptable.
     
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    So Kayne West is seriously thinking of changing his name to “Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West”. I’m assuming that he the “Genius” part of the new name is directly plagiarised from “Stable Genius” Donald Trump? West too has desires on becoming president.
    2020 promises to be an interesting year!! :hehe:
     
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    I remember hearing about the open secret that Piers Morgan bragged in private at the time about his knowledge of phone hacking. Perhaps it is no wonder that he fled to the USA for a few years to scrub himself clean there in their media and lawyer up? The fact that he is now back here and now a mainstream celebrity shows how warped the British entertainment and journalism industries are.
    I hope that 2020 returns to be another bumper year where wrongdoing celebrities are brought to account.
     
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    james corden?
     
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    I think the last time I saw a bloke in a dress slap someone was on Ru Paul’s Drag Race.

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    The pope should take note as he clearly needs to learn to twist from the hip, and do the old 1-2 cross combo. What a marvellous advert for “peace and goodwill” he is.
     
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    Who is Kayne West?
     
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    Brother of Ferd West? :hehe:
     
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    Fans of One Direction will be thrilled to hear that there are rumours about a reunion this year. They’ll also be ecstatic to know that Zayn “the plank” Malik won’t be joining them. Malik played the equivalent of the “Posh Spice” role in the group, looking fucking gormless in their early pop videos for the most part and singing out of tune.
     
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    "A fucking cheese-making cunt, a New Labour cunt, a fake-cockney cunt and a cunt". - Frankie Boyle, describing all four members of Blur. :hehe:
     
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    Dedicated to Katie Hopkins:

    Like a death at a birthday party
    You ruin all the fun
    Like a sucked and spat out Smartie
    You're no use to anyone

    People mention murder the moment you arrive
    I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive
    You have this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm,
    You have a dual personality, I hate both of them

    What kind of creature bore you?
    Was it some kind of bat?
    They don't have a good word for you
    I do . . . . Twat

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    Lovely stuff there :thumbup::thumbup:
     
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    Every year the establishment give a comedian the chance to be on every fucking programme and every fucking channel, so I can’t wait to find out who they choose for this years “exposure saturation”.

    In recent times it was Russell Howard who has gone on to make or host one shit TV programme after another.

    Like Romesh Ranganathan and Jack Whitehall, Howard also chose to play the “embarrassing parent” card for cheap laughs setting the low watermark for contrived “post-Partridge” TV shows.
     
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    I think tv shows are aimed at 12 year olds now
    They are so politically correct
    Any normal person would be on
    Porn hub waiting for thier pee pee or fu fu
    To burst
    Cultural Marxism, It facking pisses you off :hehe:
     
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    :yikes: Don't mention that, @Joecity will accuse you of being in a band :hehe:
     
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