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Official Daily Celebrity Insult Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Yeah..A shit one.
     
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    @Joecity is 60ish anyone under 50 could be in a band :hehe::hehe:
     
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  3. Ring Peace

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    Thanks to Ricky Gervais for giving shade to some celebrities last night. I thought Ricky had himself gone full retrospective a little while back, but he was back on full roasting duties at the Golden Globes.

     
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    love ricky especially his stand up
     
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  5. Ring Peace

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    And now her pink Range Rover has failed to sell at auction.
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  6. Ring Peace

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    Richard Herring has been getting good ratings for his various podcasts which Mrs Peace is happy listening too. I’m just glad he doesn’t tour his awful stand-up around the country much now. He’s a BTEC Stewart Lee for sure mun.
     
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    I’m not a fan of the “royal family” but think that Harry and the missus have done the right thing. He’s never going to be a king and he can cut himself free from all that nonsense. That said his patronage will be missed in the many charities he supports. The School of Hard Knocks is one such charity where he has been very generous with his time and lending his name to (School of Hard Knocks - https://www.schoolofhardknocks.org.uk/)
    I hope that he does continue to to support these fantastic causes otherwise I fear more people than just his immediate family will suffer long term.
     
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    One thing that’s worse a “celebrity” reality TV show is a spin-off reality TV show. The “show about a show” is just another excuse to have a panel of “waste of skin” types parade themselves in front of the camera and talk nonsense for an extra hour.

    I’m delighted therefore to see that one such show “Extra Camp” (from the stable of “I’m a Celeb...”) has been axed.

    I can’t wait to see what show will get sucked into the slot vacated by it. :hehe:
     
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  9. Ring Peace

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    It is just me or is Joanna Page a bit crap at acting?
     
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  10. Ring Peace

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    Has anyone watched “The Masked Singer”? No? Neither have I, but it seems that it is a show where celebrities sing a song (just like X factor, BGT, The Voice, etc ad nauseam) but keep their identities a secret until a final reveal to discover who they are much to delight and squeals of the studio audience and panel of (equally desperate for the publicity) judges.
    It’s a show that sounds so good I can’t wait to miss the next series too.
     
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    There’s obviously a demand for it but I can’t fathom why people are interested in a “celebrity” having a baby. To be honest I can’t much be bothered with the sprogs belonging to my family and friends let alone a complete strangers.

    Just exactly what do the readers of “Hello” get out of seeing the Vardy’s latest edition to their family?
     
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    Reassurance.


    That rich celebrities have ugly kids too.
     
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    I remember the last time I watched The Apprentice on the telly was when that odious wind-up merchant Katie Hopkins was in it.
    The only reason I’d start watching it again is if Alan Sugar did a Sid James laugh then looked into the camera.
     
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    Greta Thunberg. I loathe her youth and because I know she’s right. She’s got me putting plastic bottles of drink back on the self in the shop, and making me think more about what I buy and travel. Grrrrrrrrrrreta!!
     
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    Can't disagree with that but she's really watchable for some unknown reason. :shrug2:
     
  16. Ring Peace

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    I actually know what you mean Steve!!
     
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    Sandi Toksvig has quit as a presenter of Bake Off....

    Is that news? Does it deserve a front page headline? Does it really?

    Fucking hell the world is fucked when a TV presenter quitting a job becomes a news headline!!!
     
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    I’m a boomer and I hate her so much. Making me feel guilty for fucking up the planet :nope:
     
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    btec Claire Balding
     
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    Don’t feel guilty.

    As one person you can only do your little bit.

    The real problem stems from people in charge of countries like China, India and USA.

    Perhaps the Ecomong (©️) should go and preach to them?
     
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