Why are we having this election? Why are we having this stupid fucking conversation more like. I couldn’t give a flying fuck wether joris prefers chips or roast dinner for christ sake. The countries in a mess and he’s pissing about with all this bollocks. Pull your finger out you overprivileged fucking clown.
Proper tea procedure. Put on kettle. Get mug. Put in teabag. Pour on boiling water. Get milk. Moan at the missus for not putting the lid of the milk on properly! Lazy git! Remove teabag. Put in milk. Have spliff! Sorted!
Much like Ghostbusters the beam of tea inside a tea bag should never be crossed with the beam of milk going in the cup. Once milk gets inside a tea bag it strangles the tea to death, stops it coming out and turns what does into piss.
Don’t give me that bollocks, you’re probably a bone China cup, loose leaf tea through a strainer, little finger pointing out sort.
That video convinced me that Boris is just like me. Trying to earn a crust, and to make ends meet. I sometimes get the Chinese meal that was ordered in number 7, even though I live at number 6. So, I can sympathise with him on the struggle of getting a Thai curry into his house because of the extra security. No-one ever said being PM was easy, but struggling to get a Thai in, well that would break my heart too. Or a Filipina. I'm looking forward to the next video where Boris is again surprised coming out of the bogs. I really want to know if he's a tits, legs or arse man. That could sway my vote. Pornhub or xHamster Boris? And what about Taxes for those who earn £80,000 a week? Tissue or sock? Tell us why we are not selling the NHS to America, it don't have to be true, just convincing. Boris. He's one of us.
Agreed. If the colour isn't quite there, you can always put a bit of pressure on the teabag to add a hint of darkness. Milk in with the teabag and then hot water makes me want to open a gulag
I love this board. Start off talk about a party political broadcast and now we're talking about tea etiquette!
In the interests of balance, I'm merging the Johnson car crash party political broadcast into the GE thread, might be best for everyone's sanity if we keep GE related posts in the one thread
