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OOCC Roving Reporter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by bluethrough, 31 Aug 2019.

  1. stantys tattoos

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    Aaaaand the Christmas lights are going up, the nightmare is almost complete
     
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    Easter eggs on sale in tesco this morning.
     
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    Bit windy at Harvester's in Merthyr last week. Woman got out of car, wind blows skirt. I get a good eyeful. Nice legs and arse.

    Bonus....

    Wind blows her skirt up a second time.

    Bonus 2

    Free salad with every meal.

    Dining experience 1/5
    Car park experience 5/5
     
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    I've got a roving report from the comb, I don't check in over there very often but I did just now and saw there was a thread where the OP was asking if anyone had ever had a gun pointed at them.

    My very first thought was "I absolutely guarantee bluematt says he has had a gun pulled on him and also has some absurd accompanying story to go with it."

    Of course, he's in the thread and has had two guns pulled on him in one trip to Belgium in separate incidents :hehe: and the story he came up with... well you'll just have to read it yourself. :facepalm:
     
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    Has that twat WalesBales waded in with a story about how he had a gun pointed at his head by Adolf Hitler, only for Himmler to come to his rescue. Following which, WalesBales grabs the gun and wins World War 2 and this all happened before Germany even thought of invading Poland.
     
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    Jeez. It ceased being believable when he mentioned "black guy from Algeria". Algerians are not black.
     
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    Eric the Half wit will no doubt enter the thread with stats on chances of having a gun held on the head:warnock:
     
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    Then the lone gunman will pipe up saying he used to own a gun, but doesn't anymore because they look different, then tells everyone else to stop owning guns, before then owning a gun but claiming he won't shoot it until the bloke that changed their appearance either dies or stops owning a gun himself.
     
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    Someone replied to bluematt
    "Couldn't be arsed reading all that, but can't wait until Netflix release a series on your life."
     
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    Seems now would be a bad time to tell my story of being held up 3 times by a robber with a shotgun
     
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    They're less cynical on comb. But, we'll take the piss either way.
     
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    :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
    it’s always funnier when true
     
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    Damn decent of you to take the time to do so:hehe:
     
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    just read it
     
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    I had a spud gun held at my head once, he soon backed off when I got my pea shooter out.
     
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    Well there was this one time in Spain, played rugby against a visiting Canadian team. Anyway, long story short one of their guys got hurt and needed the hospital, so I volunteered to go with them on their coach to translate.
    Get back to San Sebastián, coach parks outside the hospital.
    I’m helping this lad down the steps, civil guard tells me “you can’t park here”.
    I keep walking down the steps explaining that the lad needed to go to hospital, next thing I know he’s aiming his gun at me.

    Yeah yeah, topo shelfo, etc etc. True story though.
     
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    It’s the same lads every time.....:hehe:
     
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