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OOCC Roving Reporter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by bluethrough, 31 Aug 2019.

  1. stantys tattoos

    stantys tattoos never sober
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    stanty needs grimsby to score for £170. come on you fish smelling bastards
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

    Colonel Cardiffi C'mon CITY!
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    Ooff, unlucky mate.
     
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  3. Nugent

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    I was in a greek restaurant couple of years ago and grimsby cod was on the menu.
    I demanded to see the receipts or proof that grimsby cod was sent to zante.
    I bet they spat in my food.
     
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  4. Malarkey

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    " I bet they spat in my food"
    You want to hope that's least they did! " Tartar sauce sir"?
     
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  5. Delboyo

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    They are my mate folks :thumbup:
     
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  6. stantys tattoos

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    seem like a good laugh:thumbup:
     
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  7. Vimto

    Vimto Time for a break .. ;)
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    Are you sitting on some strangers lap? Again.
     
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  8. Delboyo

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    The mam has recovered from Cancer, Dai is a right piss head. Their son is a nutter :hehe:
     
  9. stantys tattoos

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    i'd love a pint with dai:thumbup:
     
  10. Goslow

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    Today’s travel update,with no trains running between Gloucester and Cardiff your intrepid reporter delved into the murky world of inter city bus travel. All was well until we got to Zooport when the dregs of humanity decided today would be a good day to travel to Cardiff .The baggy trousered caucasian wretch who sat next to me’s breath stunk of old lager so badly I thought my nose hair was going to catch fire and as for the minority cunt who sat behind me and didn’t stop talking absolute bollocks from the minute he sat down until he moved out of earshot in Cardiff i hope he dies a long and painful death the cunt.
     
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  11. Goslow

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    Update
    Am now imprisoned on a Valleys line train,it appears to previously been used for transporting cattle and the toilets would shame the Belsen Express.
     
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    Leg room?
    7B6A3A7F-5534-4E4F-86D6-7064DC2B6F9A.jpeg
     
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  13. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Outstanding roving reporting from @Goslow, pics and everything :warnock:
     
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  14. Steve R

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    I got told off the other week in Llanishen Golf Club for not having my polo shirt tucked in. :hehe:
     
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    Quite right too. Wearing a cap or hat in the clubhouse used to carry a £1 fine at Monmouth Golf Club and woe betide anyone who used a mobile phone indoors.
     
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    Yep, no problem here. Their property, their rules, it just humoured me.
     
  17. Nugent

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    I travelled to stoke last night to save getting up at 4am mon morning.

    Just woke up busting for a shit.
     
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  18. Mrs Steve R

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    I got up at 4am, it's grim :hehe:

    Got my big coat on this morning, winter is here :nope::hehe:
     
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    Flasher jacket you mean:hehe:
     
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  20. Mrs Steve R

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    There is nobody here to open up, we are in the shit this morning :nope::hehe:
     
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