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OOCC Roving Reporter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by bluethrough, 31 Aug 2019.

  1. Nugent

    Nugent Tory Bastard
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    Ooo fuck. The queues, the queues
     
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  2. Nugent

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    The vegans are gonna go doo lally tap
     
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  3. Joecity

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    Gregg is going to be fuming.
     
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  4. Mrs Steve R

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    The customers are going to go ape shit :nope: no way the bacon is going to be cooked by half past :nope::hehe:
     
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  5. Joecity

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    O yeah...I'd be a bit gutted as well if I was on the train thinking about my tasty Monday morning treat to be told no bacon...we can offer you egg salad though Sir...Roll or baguette? FFS mun..
     
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  6. Nugent

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    There'll be plenty floating around the factories before shift time
     
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  7. TH63

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    welcome to my world
     
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  8. TH63

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    You got a seat?????

    Lucky, lucky bastard
     
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  9. Mrs Steve R

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    We were sorted by 6.40, not bad :hehe:
     
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  10. Goslow

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    I nearly took a pic of the toilet but I didn’t want to ruin everyone’s day
     
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  11. TDA

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    I am a great one for tradition and little bit of decorum. The modern attitude of "I will do what I want to anyway" does irritate me to say the least. Just had a look at MGC website and, I am very pleased to see that they have not caved in on dress code.

    DRESS CODE
    CLUB HOUSE

    Members and guests are politely reminded that the wearing of:

    Headgear, vests, ripped jeans, golf shoes (or footwear worn on the course and bare or stockinged feet) are not permitted in the club house.

    COURSE DRESS

    Whilst on the course members and guests are required to wear: collared shirts, golf shoes, tailored/smart shorts and NO denims.

    The Management Committee would appreciate your co-operation in this matter and reserves the right to exclude people whose appearance and behaviour is inappropriate.

    Management Committee
     
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  12. bluethrough

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    A serious accident was narrowly avoided earlier this morning by the quick thinking of a mother who's 2 children had run into the road.

    Incident happened on the A4048 heading towards Tredegar at about 7.30am local time. The 2 youngsters were playing in the middle of the road when a car came around a bend towards them at some speed, luckily the quick thinking mother stepped into the road between her children and the car and stared the vehicle down causing the vehicle to brake sharply and slide up onto the verge.

    Passing motorists who were arriving a the scene got out and helped round up the sheep and force them into a field and safety. Thankfully there were no serious injuries, however the car will need a tow truck to continue it's journey. Hopefully lessons have been learnt her.

    bluethrough reporting from the valleys fpr OOCC news, back to the studio
     
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  13. TH63

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    All quiet in queen street today.
     
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  14. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Good, I've got a few things I need to sort out this lunchtime.
     
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  15. Steve R

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    It'll be good training for when Brexit happens. :hehe:
     
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  16. Steve R

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    Who have you met today? Lionel Messi maybe? Winston Churchill?
     
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    From what he said probably Lost Voice Guy without his laptop
     
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  18. TroggBlue

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    Reporting from Troggland: It’s fucking chucking it down mun, @adz-a32 has pissed everyone off because you lot can’t take a joke, currently getting ready for the Wales game and praying that my shirt fits me or I may have to go full on birthday suit. UpDaTeS and pictures to follow.
     
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  19. adz-a32

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    “Pictures to follow” if the short doesn’t fit then no thanks
     
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  20. Goslow

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    From the sports desk, I've just looked at the @Joecity game,and I use the term loosely,it started badly and never recovered, a sad day for a once funny member. #prayforJoe .
     
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