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Permanent erection for Swansea man

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 11 Aug 2019.

  1. Nugent

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    Worst place in your body to experiment on with drugs and all that :coat:

    What a weirdo
     
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    Danny "Polaris" ffs.... cocky git
     
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    Think you're being a bit HARD ON him tbh.
     
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    Last heard shouting 'Sister, Sister, please .. Sister' in the Hospital...
    Looking at the photos, and reading what he did (Viagra and a knob injection from a stranger :shrug2: ) I think Mr 'Polaris' is somewhat the victim of his own er .. dick-headedness.
    I hope he recovers of course.
     
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    If I'm not mistaken it's impossible to pee with a hard on :sherlock:
     
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    You can, although it requires a rudimentary understanding of physics and applied mathematics to judge the angle, velocity and distance to the toilet bowl.
     
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    Just piss the bed, far more easy
     
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    This one time I had a hard on and was busting for a piss, so I sat down on the bog and poked my willy down.

    While I was pissing, I could feel my pyjamas getting warm around my ankles and realised I was pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat.
     
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    The gap between the toilet and the seat is about 5mm, for your knob it must have been like throwing a banana up the Wyndham arcade.
     
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    You can't pee whilst you're swimming.
     
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    :hehe::hehe:

    You’re a fucking weirdo Graham.


    Had the shits once real bad where somehow I shat all over my cock and balls whilst sat on the toilet.

    Aside from fitting a sprinkler attachment to my anus, I’m still not sure how it’s possible to do it.

    Used a fair few wet wipes that day let me tell you.

    Flushed them all down the bog too.

    Apologies to Shitpeas but sometimes needs must.
     
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    Why? :sherlock::shrug2:
     
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    No pissing in the pool innit.

    Unless you’re a dirty bastard from Barry.
     
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    I thought he meant it was not possible :shrug2::hehe:
     
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    It’s not if you’ve got an erection.

    Obviously not you personally.

    I assume.....
     
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    I did mean it's not possible - I tried - in the middle of the Indian Ocean when swimming with Whale Sharks (Yeah, yeah Tony).

    There's 20 of you on a little boat and there's no toilet, if you need to go you have to go in the sea. I tried to be all casual and slip one out whilst swimming towards the giant fish. Couldn't do it. Had to tread water instead and try not to catch anyone's eye.
     
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    I'd be more worried about them counting the 20 people on the way back, I've seen Open Water :hehe:
     
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