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Permanent erection for Swansea man

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 11 Aug 2019.

  1. Dr. Lecter

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    That doesn’t mean it’s not possible though.

    Just means you had performance anxiety.
     
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  2. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    It was a little haphazard, but we didn't lose anyone that day as far as I know. Here's a photo I took.

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    I would love to do that but being so traumatized by Jaws as a kid I'm not sure I could get in the water:hehe:
     
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    :hehe: They're filter feeders so only eat plankton & tiny fish. Nugent should look out though if swimming naked.
     
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    Yeah it looks crap now but I was 7/8 when I saw it in the cinema and it was fucking terrifying :swim::hehe:I still watch it every time it's on for some reason :hehe:

    Yeah yeah I know that but there are no borders in the sea, it's that not knowing what's behind you or below you that makes me anxious :hehe:
     
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    Was your shower broken?
     
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    They say the sharks in that neck of the woods are the safest in the world, due to the abundance of natural prey.

    I did however see a white tipped reef shark whilst snorkelling near our hotel and probably broke a couple of swimming world records heading back to land..
     
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    :hehe: I can imagine, they are incredible animals and I'm totally fascinated by them, always have been, still not sure I could swim near them though :hehe:
     
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    I remember once I shat all over one
     
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    Bet Boris or Trump couldn't do this
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    Nah, just figured it would be more fun wiping it off with wet wipes.

    Also, there's no shower in the downstairs toilet.
     
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    Especially not from the top diving board. They take a dim view of that, I can tell you!
     
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    Jizz is fine though?
     
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    Funnily enough I cant swim, never saw the need to do it.
    If I'm on a cruise, you get a lfejacket and a boat.
    If you're on a plane you get a life jacket with a whistle.
    If I saw someone drowning in the pool on holiday , I wouldnt leave my pint unattended to save someone cos the booze gets warm if you dont drink fairly quick.
     
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    I just thought this post was about a bloke moving out of his caravan in Swansea and into a posh house in Cardiff.
     
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