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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by The Edge, 5 Sep 2017.

  1. Steve R

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    A 'Drive-by fruiting'? :coat:
     
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    Buying something online and finding it's not optional to put in your phone number, then they put your phone number on the fucking parcel label!

    And why don't irons have on/off switches?
     
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  3. Heathblue

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    Kids on buses
    Kids on planes
    Kids on trains
    Kids in pubs,
    it just might be however, that its the parents who are too busy getting pissed and letting their little brats cause misery for others.

    Changed my mind, nice seeing kids (grand kids in my case) growing up enjoying life, its bad parents that is the pet hate.
     
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  4. LordKenwyne

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    People that can't handle being beaten at something meaningless like a game of badminton or squash

    Ultra competitive people in other words. Even when youre mates with them and its supposed to be a laugh :nope:
     
  5. Steve R

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    They go off if you unplug them mate.

    Hope this helps cut your energy bills in future. :thumbup:
     
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  6. Nugent

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    Missus not letting me have the remote, then when I check in 5 mins time, she's fallen asleep on top of it or in her hand.

    I'm like Indiana Jones trying to swap the gold idol for a bag of sand.
     
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    Use of the word ‘issues’ instead of problems has started to get on my tits.

    If you haven’t already noticed this, now I’ve told you, you’ll realise how annoying it is.

    Oh and queuing in line at pubs. Hell is too good for this lot.
     
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    You sound like a man with issues mate.
     
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    Youtube comment sections where people ask are others still watching in the month/year we currently are in.
     
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    'Paige-Lillie-May' on Facebook who shares a picture of a missing dog from 6 years ago in Atlanta, Georgia, USA on the off chance it has turned up in Gloucester.
     
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    The roads in the Birmingham area. Big concrete bastard of a place.
     
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    My missus' almost spooky ability to pull the car door handle just as I'm unlocking the car.
     
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    On that note.
    Parking up somewhere, and the 3 other passengers ask , after switching off engine, to turn key back on cos they haven't done windows up.
    Fucking grips my shit that.
     
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    You could probably nip that in the bud by having the air con on in the car nuge you tight fecker:thumbup:
     
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    Where does the cigarette smoke go then?
     
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    Nice car Nuge


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    Surprised you don't do the windows up to get some free passive smoke tbf you tight Tory bastard.
     
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    Shouldn’t let the dirty feckers stink your car out nuge and you should know that inhaling cigarette smoke stunts the growth of your cock which although in your case is shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted still gives you the opportunity to stop any further shrinkage. Nip it in the bud fella you know it makes sense :thumbup:
     
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    And - Idiots who pull right out in front of you on open road junctions causing you to brake drastically. But then they bob along at 28 mph like a bumblef*ck. Until they get to a 30 zone where they decide to do 38. And then it's back to 28. Until you try to overtake.. and then its speed up time.
    Bumblef*cks.
     
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    If you're prone to heartburn at night then let me tell you, eating a peanut butter sandwich late at night is one of the very worst things you can do.

    Just some free advice there from a very tired individual.
     
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