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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by The Edge, 5 Sep 2017.

  1. stantys tattoos

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    man united fans, in my local, telling every fucker how great they are again
     
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    its great to see the members of this board mixing together give nugent our regards and we are all going to fulham if your interested
     
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  3. Nugent

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    Not even thinly veiled ffs.
     
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    My misses squatting over the toilet seat in a B&B thinking she will catch aids.

    The term `moving forwards` at the end of sentence on a works email.

    Yanks who thinks they are Irish after drinking a pint of Guiness
     
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    Had to look twice then. Thought you said B & Q :hehe:
     
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  6. Colonel Cardiffi

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  7. TH63

    TH63 How I wish you were here.
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    This.
    Saw a vid the other day with an American newsreader saying he was Irish.
    His grandparents were Irish.
    You’re not Irish mate, you’re Americans
     
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    Barclays texting me with a "Low Balance Alert" of £44. I've had an account with them for over 20 years and it's like they don't know me at all.
     
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    The Killers have announced a concert at cardiff castle the day before their Glastonbury one.

    Absolute money grab 80 quid general admission!!.
     
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    Thinly veiled “give me your money you bastards, this forum don’t run itself” post :nqat:
     
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  12. Colonel Cardiffi

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    When they text me to say I've "only" got £44 left in my account they seem to think they're breaking bad news to me. I punched the air in delight at that text.
     
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    Seems to be the way these days as bands don’t make much money from record sales anymore.

    Personally if it’s too expensive then I give it a miss. A while back Metallica were charging about 80/90 for arena tickets. As much as I wanted to see them if they think I’m paying those prices they can get fucked.

    Probably helps that I’ve seen pretty much everyone I wanted to over the past 30 years but even if I hadn’t I still wouldn’t spend that sort of money on a gig.
     
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    you lucky lucky bastard
     
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  15. stantys tattoos

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    pet hates? sitting all day on this lovely day in the garden drinking cans and playing with the dog. what a bugger
     
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    Stop bragging, fucking tory
     
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    another day sat in the garden drinking cans playing with the dog
     
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    I'm gonna have a Guinness now with my dog
     
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    Probably an irrational dislike but I tell you what gets on my tits, that way lots of blokes, usually in thier 30-40s answer the phone nowadays

    “Heeeeeelo”

    Not Hello, but “Heeeeeelo”

    What the fucking fucks that all about then?
     
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    Those twats that decide to have a chat with the checkout operator. Just pack yer bags and naff off.
    Those who say "I've got the right money" and fish about for 5 minutes before giving a note.