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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Bernie Clifton, 3 Nov 2019.

  1. Bernie Clifton

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    Thinking of going upmarket. Whats the going rate for getting a bidet installed? Is it a big job? (Pun not intended)
     
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    been down queen street already?:hehe:
     
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  3. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Is it considered upmarket to have the option of squirting your own shit onto the back of your balls?
     
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    [​IMG] got a good use for mine
     
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  6. PlumberAde

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    I have never fitted a bidet. Not much call in Abertillery. But, if someone called up asking, I'd consider them to be considerably more wealthy than me and would charge them a bidet tax of £200.
     
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    European fanny that uses a bidet normally have superior kept front Chapels than the local clout Blighty serves up mind
     
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    Can get a lota for cheap
     
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    We were working on a building site in Risca and the site was on a steep hill, the houses overlooked the ones below so you could see right in the bedroom and bathroom windows. This bird, everyday at 3 pm ,would wash her fanny in the bathroom sink with the light on and the poorly frosted glass didn't hide anything. She became known to everyone on the site as Mrs Fannywasher.
     
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    Not relevant but I scored against Abertillery on last Saturday :hehe:
     
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    Don't come back.
     
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