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Questions you were always too scared to ask...

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  1. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

    Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe Ballon d'Or Winner
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    In case the people down the pub called you an absolute fucking dupper and kicked you out.

    OK, I'll kick proceedings off.

    How does the supermarket conveyor belt know when your produce has got to exactly the right spot at the end?

    I used to think this was a Checkout Person operated pedal, but it just happened and she wasn't even looking at it, whilst serving someone else.

    :sherlock:
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

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    There's a lazer at the end of the conveyor. When products break the beam it stops the conveyor.

    Everything can be explained with lazers these days.
     
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    OK, my turn for a dumb question. When you see footage of the Aurora Borealis, is it moving that fast in reality or is that footage always sped up to make it look more impressive?
     
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    How come every time you use one of those cash points outside a petrol station to withdraw money you end up buying a 55 inch full Hd tv in Delhi 3 hours later :sherlock:
     
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    You answered your own question above Gareth it’s stapled to a lazer
     
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    They’re all switched off in Sainsbury’s, Colchester Avenue you’ve got to stretch to reach the stuff as you pack, also half the lights are out, the penny pinching fuckers
     
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    Why are self service checkouts unable to provide change in 10p coins?

    I always get 5p coins, except for those times where I get 5x 2p coins. (Copper coins need to be abolished now that we've evolved into 21st century creatures)
     
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    "Wheres your G spot love?"
     
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    Since cars no longer have chokes and the knobs are no longer there, where do women hang their handbags?
     
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  10. Steve R

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    *Laser - Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation :thumbup:
     
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    Thinly veiled 'I'm considerably richer than yew!' post imo
     
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    Nothing needs to be £3.97 any more.

    Well all know that's basically a £3 item. Put it in the trolley, it's much cheaper than those £4.05 ones.
     
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    How does a telephone (landline) work without electricity?
     
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  14. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    It doesn't work without electricity.
     
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    Well I know that now don't I?
     
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    Lazers
     
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    50v dc from the exchange in the old days...magic over fibre
     
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    Well I know that now don't I? :hehe::coat:
     
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    Where do you put your fruit that says 'ripen at home' on it? Mine just goes mouldy before I get a chance to eat it :shrug2::hehe:
     
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    Lasers!
     
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