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Rhyming Slang

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Jimmytaff, 1 Jun 2020.

  1. Jimmytaff

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    Let's roll out the classics and post some new ones. I'll get started

    Thora Hurd - turd
    Barry White - shite
    Brad Pitt- shit
     
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    Clare Rayners - Trainers
     
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    Pony and Trap - Crap
     
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    Danny Larou - Brew
     
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    Great thread idea. Growing up working the outdoor fruit and veg markets, it formed 80% of our lingo.

    Skin and blister - sister
    Trouble and strife - wife
    Plates of meat - feet
    Down the Gregory - Gregory Peck - neck
    Deep Sea - Deep Sea Diver - Fiver, also interchangeable with Lady Godiva
    Score - £20
    Pony* - £25
    Ton - £100
    Monkey - £500
    Grand - £1,000 (most widely used slang term I believe)
    *Pony also meant crap as in Pony and Trap so the context was important
     
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    Having a Steffi Graf/Rory McGrath - Having a laugh
    Rhythm and Blues - Shoes
    Donald Trump - Dump
     
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    Forums curse - worse
     
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    Having a Giraffe/Tin Bath - Having a laugh
     
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    thomas the tank
     
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    Having a bubble - no idea what it is but Danny Dyer says it a lot so it must be real
     
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    Malky McKay should have used this

    Kitchen sink = chink
     
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    Ruby - curry
     
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    Old one

    Whistle and Flute - Suit

    New one

    Pickem and POD - Benchod
     
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    A Grand also sometimes known as a Bag of Sand
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    Ayrton (senna) - tenner
    Kylie (minogues) - brogues
    Doris (stokes) - smokes
     
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    I thought that was for poo!
     
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    Travis Bickle - tickle
     
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    Goslow - Shitshow
     
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