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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Glos Blue, 1 Mar 2018.

  1. Glos Blue

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    After a shower this evening, I looked in the mirror at my ever-expanding frame and caught glimpse of my first ever tattoo.

    So many years ago and I have become so used to it, nestled amongst the others, I’d almost forgotten it was there.

    I got it aged 17... a bluebird courtesy of Doc Graham with CCFC scribbled underneath. It looks more like a disabled swallow.

    What have you got?
     
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    Win or loose?
     
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    Half body suit. Lots of japanese (hanya mask, flowers, foo dog, geisha, dragons, trees) interspersed with lots of celtic (crosses, tribal, dragons) all mixed in with loads of blossoms and bluebirds.

    There are a few others, such as chucky climbing out of my ribs, waterfall, bye bye badman, and an ace welsh dragon chewing slovakian, russian, belgian and northern irish flags.
     
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    I forgot ive also got the wifes name and anniversary date interspersed with thorns and a black rose
     
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    Classy
     
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    Also got mine at Doc Graham. Decided to take the day off school at 14 or 15 and got a Welsh dragon on my right arm. Dragon looks alright because it was done off a template.

    I asked for him to write CYMRU underneath it and the clown doing the tattoo wrote CYMRU and put a FUCKING FULL STOP after it and for no apparent reason also underlined it with A FUCKING RED SQUIGGLY LINE completely freehand that bunches up at the end.

    It's been with me ever since, I hate that person.
     
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    Anyone remember roys up the valleys
     
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    Any advice for those wanting to get a tattoo... been considering getting a few for years
     
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    ACAB. Ropey as fuck. T
    All tattoos including writing of that era came with a full stop. Fact.
     
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    Don't. It fucking kills
     
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    Go to roys up the valleys
     
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  12. Glos Blue

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    I wouldn’t bother; I regret all mine and have hindered my promotion prospects in work.
     
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    :hehe:With them all, I aim to save up when I get a job and will go to best place.

    May take years but at least I know I can stick to the idea for that long and have fully considered it :thumbup:
     
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  14. Ainsley Harriott

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    Ill be their
     
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    True... and I am ambitious af
     
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  16. Glos Blue

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    Ah fuck, just checked my CYMRU writing on another tattoo from Doc Graham and Just noticed a full stop too. In 23 years I’d never noticed it before. Anyone know if the Doc is still alive? I want to track him down and tattoo full stops all over his money-grabbing, child-tattooing face!
     
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    Not worth it then, at least not visible tattoos.
     
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    Start with the ribs. Piece of piss
     
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    Even worse if you want them removed so I'm told :nope:
     
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    I hate my full stop and you should be thankful he didn't randomly stick a squiggly fucked up red line underneath yours like he did on mine:

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