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Social Dilemma thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe, 29 Nov 2019.

  1. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

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    This actually happened to me today.

    Just wondering how other posters would've dealt with it...

    Having just stopped at an unnamed services in Southern England after a very long few days on the road and out with customers, I popped in for a piss stop and a coffee.

    Returning to my car, a car abruptly drove at a diagonal angle past my boot, wound the window down, and a flustered, middle aged lady said 'Excuse me' then motioned as if to say I'll pull in by here, then stopped.

    Intrigued, I walked to her now open window and the conversation went like this:

    *Woman visibly distressed, almost crying, well spoken, in an 18 plate BMW with at least two kids under 7 in the car

    Woman: Really sorry, but do you live around here?
    Me: No sorry
    Woman: *fighting back tears* so sorry to ask, but... *struggles to get words out*
    Me: What's happened? What's the matter?
    Woman: Sorry, but I'm nearly out of petrol, my mum was just rushed into hospital, and my son took my purse to get us food but and lost it in the hospital, I've rung them but nobody has handed it in
    Me: OK...
    Woman: I'm about to run out of petrol, and I've got the kids and everything and I don't know what to do


    What would you have done here?

    I will add what I actually did later. Just intrigued.
     
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  2. Mad Al

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    Sell the kids, shag the bird, pub, in that order.
     
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  3. Jamieccfc

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    I would’ve given her a tenner for some petrol
     
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    It's just another one of those scams in American-England.....:shrug2:obvs.....
     
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    In order to answer your question I will need one more piece of information. How nice were her tits?
     
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    Did she look like a pikey?
     
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    Quick look at her fuel gauge first off
     
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    Joking aside, if she was driving a 2018 BMW, she’d have to be pretty desperate to do that just for a tennners worth of petrol.

    I think I’d have just told her to fill up at the pump then go in and tell them she’s lost her purse.

    That’s what I’d do if I was desperate.
     
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    It's a scam mun!!!!:old:
     
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    I would play the “I would like to help you but I’m broke” card. It’s a scam.

    And also who gives a young kid her purse, no matter if the kid is a child of the woman?
     
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    Funny to see all the socialists basically saying "fuck her it's her problem "

    I wouldnt have approached her to be honest.
    I would have just drove off
     
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    The socialists would've spotted the scam, the conservatives would've tried to run her over as they sped away.
     
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    7 kids, so there'll be some flexibility in the vagina area. Also suggests she's experienced in the sack (unless some were twins) , and probably lets you go bareback.

    But, the kids are present.... that is a problem.

    Did this service station have an arcade? I know it says 18+, but no-one ever checks. £1 each and they'll be gone for 2 maybe 3 minutes. That's plenty of time. She gets her petrol, or heroin, what the fuck do you care, it's not like this is going to go to a second date. You get some relief after a hard week slogging. She gets the kids out of her hair for a couple of minutes. The kids have a great story to tell their "Uncles" when they get back to the "hospital".

    Can't really see any dilemma here, it's cut and dried.
     
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    I have heard similar, which was a scam. The kids are the distraction.

    Send her to customer services in the shop or call her husband or recovery service for advice......but presumably she had lost her phone as well?
     
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    Think your mixing up Socialist,with social worker me old China :thumbup:
     
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    I have had pretty much the exact thing happen to me in Tesco in Talbot

    It’s was really weird but kind of knew it was a scam even though your natural instinct is to try and be nice

    Told her to do one in the end
     
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    Typical, Socialism is one big scam :hehe:
     
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    She approached him you dense prick
     
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    Um:coat:
     
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    You need to read the OP more closely

     
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