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  1. Heathblue

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    I'm in Australia and treat every insect as something that wants to kill me, at the pool today, busting for a piss and not the sort who pisses in the pool, so off to the Gary glitter I go, opens the door faced with a big fuck off spider, it's too big for a red back but I still about turn and exit rather sharply, I hate the fackin things a few secluded spots around the pool area so I just stroll about pissing down my leg, anybody have a phobia with insects ? Err indoors has no problem with insects and is gutted she, s not seen a snake yet!!!
     
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    I cant stand spiders.
    I love animals , but most bugs I don't like.
    Bugs in the house got to go... usually up the Hoover.

    I did have a venus fly trap for a while but I killed it cos I kept picking up bugs and feeding it, I don't think it liked dead flies or live ants
     
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    what kind of holiday is this ??? no snakes for the lady ??? not even one eyed trouser snakes SORT IT OUT MAN :warnock:
     
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    Turn into a right pussy when spiders are about me:hehe:
     
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    Turn into a right pussy when spiders are about me:hehe:
     
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    Scientists also reckon that a spiders web is one of the strongest materials known to man, well, I just punched a hole in a cobweb in my shed and I'm not even that hard.
     
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    A phobia is an irrational fear isn’t it? There’s nothing irrational about not liking spiders. I know they are important creatures and shit, but I just got no time for the big legged bastards. Can of lynx and a lighter will learn em. Learn em good!
     
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    Stamp on their heads, stamp on their heads.
     
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    don't mind the humble spider. but MOTHS can fuck off
     
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    What's the difference between people from swansea and spiders? There's a bigger chance of finding a spider in the bath.
     
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    In Iran everyone’s scared of spiders, but In Iraq no phobia.
     
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    The warmer weather has led to a sudden rise in large spiders terrorising people's homes. Just the other night I woke up to my wife screaming because there was a massive one next to the bed. So, like a real man, I picked up my shoe and proceeded to smash the big hairy freak several times. And then I let the spider out the window.
     
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    What's a spiders favourite football team?

    Crawley Town FC.
     
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    Food chain or not, if there’s one creature I would be happy to see become extinct, it’s the moth. I just can’t stand the way they fly towards your face.

    I do a lot of camping, and the amount of times I’ve gone to the bog, half cut, in the middle of the night, and I’m like King Kong on the Empire State Building, staggering around, hair on end, batting them away, hitting the wall, the door, myself in the face, everything except those dusty little bastards.

    Death to all moths!
     
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    i've seen a moth with teeth
     
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    Spiders are great they eat the insects you don’t really want in the house
     
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    Sorted, err Indoors has now ticked off Australia :thumbup:
     
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    sorry al you let yourself down and u know
     
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