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Stuff Ibiza I'm off to Cala dor.

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Face Paint, 16 Aug 2019 at 06:28.

  1. Face Paint

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    In two weeks time :aya:. Who's been there and what can I expect pricks. When I say what can I expect pricks, I dont mean I'm expecting pricks.

    PS dont rob my house when I'm gone, ive not got 23 grand under my bed in a vintage Adidas bag just like this one honestly.
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    Cala dor? Isn't that an ice cream?
     
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    Shit its gunna be freezing.
     
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    Its @Joecity you gotta look out for mate.
    You've seen his car tools, he got everything required to get into your property, he even has a penchant for collecting bags.

    The childish bastard will probably tip your goldfish and hamsters over if you have any.
     
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    I dont but I'll get them in for him before I go. I'm very thoughtful when it come to helping the local robber.
    "Joecity " you bastard.
     
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    I had one of those in blue. No cash though, just smelly football kit.
     
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    It had to be complemented with a pair of Adidas Santiago boots :thumbup:
     
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    I think they were Adidas Mexico.
     
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    Circa 1970 vintage?
     
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    That would be it :thumbup:
     
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    Inspired by these chaps
     
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    Yep. Said on here not long ago that the 1970 Brazil team was the best I had ever seen.
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    I was a fraud, I had puma kings in my head bag not matching g for me I'm afraid. Nevertheless great boots.
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    Is your missus like mine, she got to clean the house top to bottom before you go on holidays , I tell her "what the fuck you doing?, making the house look nice for the robbers?"
     
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    Isnt calador famous for being a hangout for swingers?
     
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    Tell her white coffee 2 sugars...Leave it on the side. I'll pop it in the microwave whilst I have a customary look through her knicker drawer before I decide what electricals to take.
     
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    Don't forget to take a shit on the carpet.
     
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    Cheers mate. Nicely reminded. On the list.
     
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    Take the wii fit mate.
    Hurts my arse that does. Sick of the injuries
     
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    I'd ask you to explain but I've just had a sausage sandwich with brown sauce in multi seed bread.
     
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