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The missus

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Feedback, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Feedback

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    My wife is in a foul mood, someone has stolen her knickers off the washing line.

    She's not bothered about the underwear, she just want the 12 pegs back.
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

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    To spice up out marriage the wife and me joined an online swingers site. I put up a few kinky pictures and created a profile for ourselves. Didn't get any interest on the swinging front . But I did win 1st prize for "man riding a Gloucester old spot" in the pig breeder of the year photo contest.
     
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    My wife said to me 'You never speak to me anymore'

    I just ignored her and typed that on here.
     
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    My wife asked me if i could help her stop sucking her thumb,

    So i drew a cock on it
     
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    My wife just found out I'd replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the roof.
     
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    My wife left me for an indian guy,
    I now he’s gonna treat her well as i read somewhere they worship cows
     
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    My wife likes me to blow air on her when she's hot, but quite honestly I'm not a fan.
     
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    It's been raining for three days without stopping and the wife is in an obvious state of depression, just standing and looking through the window. If it rains again tomorrow, I'm going to have to let her in.
     
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    "So this is Christmas, and what have you done?" The start of a John Lennon song, or Nugent's wife about to start an argument?
     
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    When I found a milkmans hat inside our bedroom closet, I knew my wife had been cheating, so I decided to write a book about it. It's called The Lyin' Bitch & The Wardrobe.
     
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