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The riddles thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Spearsy, 6 Oct 2019.

  1. Spearsy

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    No googling!
    I’ll go first,
    What gets wetter the more it drys?
     
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  2. Steve R

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    A towel
     
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    One of the shittest riddles ever was on a james bond film. The one with Brosnan and sean Bean...

    You sit on it but cant take it with you...
     
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    Your laurels
     
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    Shit filled pants?
     
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  7. Spearsy

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    Winner winner chicken dinner, your turn.
     
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    What if you don't use Google???? Are we allowed to use our preferred search engine??:shrug2:
     
  9. Colonel Cardiffi

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    You're no longer allowed to use ratings on here. You were warned before, don't PM me about it, if you don't like it then go elsewhere.
     
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    I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
     
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  11. Dr. Lecter

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    Graham
     
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    a parker pen?
     
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    I have piss stained y fronts, but no lager in the fridge. I no longer have any ratings.

    Who am I?
     
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    The guy who just PM'd me when I specifically told him not to ffs.
     
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  17. Steve R

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    Winner
     
  18. Travis Bickle

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    Someone else have a go
     
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    What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?