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The riddles thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Spearsy, 6 Oct 2019.

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    What can you serve but not eat?
     
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    Tennis ball
     
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    Tennis ball
     
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    Oh I see, Mad Al is your favorite
     
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    Sorry... didn't see your one. Whoops
     
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    microphallus (noun)
    [ mī′krō-făl′əs ]

    An abnormally small penis. Also called micropenis. e.g Graham exhibited classic microphallus symptons.
     
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    It's ok...I prefer Al as well
     
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    How can you tell if there's an elephant sleeping in your bed?
     
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    Because you’re married to Croesy?
     
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    No, it's by the letter 'E' embroidered on his pyjamas.
     
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    cos yr beds broke and yr like whys there fukkin shit eveywhere an wats with this fukkin elphant man
     
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    Thank fuck for that.

    I thought you were going to say Adebayor’s dad would be washing it.

    You mental racist.
     
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    What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
     
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    My fucking lawnmower
     
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    :hehe::nope:
     
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    Your name.
     
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    It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?
     
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    If I Am Holding A Bee, What Do I Have In My Eye?