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The riddles thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Spearsy, 6 Oct 2019.

  1. Dr. Lecter

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    Get in line woman.

    Winner goes next.
     
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  2. Mrs Steve R

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    But I don't know yours :shrug2::hehe:
     
  3. Dr. Lecter

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    Well then wait until you get one you do know.
     
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  4. Mrs Steve R

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    Fucking spoilsport :fedup:sound like my Dad :hehe:
     
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  5. Dr. Lecter

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    I’m younger than you.

    Even by Barry standards that’s not possible.
     
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  6. Mrs Steve R

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    Since when??? :sherlock::hehe:
     
  7. Dr. Lecter

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    1972
     
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  8. Mrs Steve R

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    I'm sure you said you were older than that before? :sherlock::hehe:
     
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    Guys, stop bickering. You’re derailing this thread ffs. Just accept you’re both old :thumbup:
     
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  10. Dr. Lecter

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    You’ve got me mixed up with @TH63
     
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    :hehe::hehe::hehe:
     
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    Back to the thread...
     
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  13. TH63

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    Says the old feller who can’t get his phone to work
     
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  14. Dr. Lecter

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    shit the bed again?
     
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    Put your dummy back in Adz :thumbup::hehe:
     
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    Ga ga?
     
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    The riddle of the sphinx. A man
     
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  18. Dr. Lecter

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    Incorrect.

    It’s a donkey.

    He has four legs in the morning. Chop two off at noon. Then glue one back on in the evening.

    Close enough though. Your go.
     
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    I always run but never walk.
    I have a mouth but do not talk

    What am I?
     
  20. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    A river.
     
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