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Things that make Porn less good

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by PlumberAde, 10 Sep 2019.

  1. Nugent

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    Modern day porn that mate. Fucks chaturbate?
     
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  2. Boo

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    With a dog and a dwarf
     
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  3. PlumberAde

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    It's just too commercial now :nope:
     
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    Clicking on hot lesbian sex and it turns out to be Susan Boyle going down on Ann Widdecombe.
     
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    Try Milf/Gilf Combo...just saying like
     
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    POST THE LINK!!
     
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    Off topic, as this makes it better (soz)

    VR headset

    If you don't have one, you have no idea what you're missing. Only has to be a cheap one you stick your phone in.

    Thank me later. After you've cleaned up, obvs.
     
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  8. Vimto

    Vimto Time for a break .. ;)
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    WTF?! :hehe:
    :carrot::bighand:
     
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  9. kiffa

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    FYP
     
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  10. Nugent

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    Lol. This coming from "kippa"
    Get your knob out then kip, gis a look then :hehe:
     
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    That sounds like a night after The Hippo club (albeit without the phone reference).
     
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  12. kiffa

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    Ummmmmmmm

    Yehhhhhhh no

    Pervert
     
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    When you type in 'tight cunt' expecting to see some decent well looked after fanny and a picture of Nugent comes up.
     
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    When @Nugent tries to push in. "Sorry mate that isn't going to impress anyone. Anyone"!
     
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  15. Nugent

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    Push in? What like a queue in a shop?
     
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    don't watch porn got a good imagination:wink:
     
  17. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Gaping. Just... why?
     
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  18. Malarkey

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    You know what I mean you weird Tory twonk face
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Malarkey

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    Or a shit internet connection!

    Disclaimer I've never watched porn in my life. Don't know what it is. Or what might happen. Good clean living guy here!
     
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  20. stantys tattoos

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    wouldn't go that far