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Things that make Porn less good

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by PlumberAde, 10 Sep 2019.

  1. Steve R

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    Aren't you on Chaturbate yet? It's 2019 ffs, not 1993.
     
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    What's chaturbate. Give me 5 mins. Maybe 3!
     
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    Don’t think we’ll be hearing from @PlumberAde for a while :hehe:
     
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    It's gone down.
     
  5. Vimto

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    :hehe:Apt
     
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    Can you imagine having a wank with a vr headset on and your missus tapping you on the shoulder?
     
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    Seeing as you broadcast this for your mrs to see this shouldn’t be a concern for you:hehe:
     
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    No idea.
     
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    You do find your hearing gets about 100 times more sensitive when you've got one on.

    And I would only risk it when the wife's out. Although the sound of our front door opening is almost exactly the same as the sound of mail coming through our letterbox, so the postman's given me a scare before. I moved so fast it was like something out of the Matrix.
     
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    :hehe:

    Imagine what he saw through the letterbox though ..
    Poor Postie Pat - off on the sick since IMO
     
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    Ima say it.
    Porn got more boring/predictable/samey the easier it was to get.

    The days when you found some Jazz mags (always found in bizarre places) or later, when someone at work slipped you a copy of a copy of a copy of a VHS for you to enjoy in all its warbling, flickering. badly overdubbed glory.
    Or a trip to Amsterdam - facking hell - weed and porn!! Holy Faaack!

    That was the golden age of Tug.
     
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    I don't like it when it ends.
     
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    There is a time and a place for porn and that is not here or now :hehe:
     
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  15. Nugent

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    Just wash your hands before you give the vegans their nosh like innit
     
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  16. Mrs Steve R

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    You shouldn't think about where other peoples hands have been, it will put you off everything :hehe:
     
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  17. Nugent

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    Urgh. Fuck sake mun
     
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  18. Mrs Steve R

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    True though, I try not to think about it :hehe:
     
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    When you type in thick cunt gets smashed expecting some milf with big fuck off lips getting what for and its @Nugent holding a warm can of Euro 16 pack Fosters from under the stairs.
     
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    I find I get a better stonker if I think of you tapping me on the shoulder..Er hi mate did you order a thick short plank? Well yes..Yes I did. Come on in. Is your tool a little saw..Dont just stand there etc..
     
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