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To the twat that stole my trainers and hi-viz jacket

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Steve R, 12 Sep 2019.

  1. Steve R

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    You can run, but you can't hide.
     
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  2. Whitts Left Peg

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    This the bastard, Stevo?[​IMG]
     
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  3. Steve R

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    You got a link please mate?
     
  4. Mad Al

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    To the twat who stole my anti-depressant tablets. I hope you're fucking happy now.
     
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  5. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    Fuck is that?
     
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  6. Colonel Cardiffi

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    To the fucking twat cunt who twatted my fucking cunt right up the twatting cunt, I fucking hope you're cunting well fucking twatted you cunt of a fucking twat
     
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  7. Mad Al

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    To the twat who stole my wife's favourite dildo. Go fuck yourself.
     
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  8. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    I don't get it?:shrug2:
     
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  9. Ring Peace

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    :jesus:
     
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  10. Steve R

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    Some pricks stole 2 crates of Red Bull out of the boot of my car.

    How do these people sleep at night?
     
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  11. steve davies

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    Yep that is that bastard stevo before the theft :nqat:
     
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  12. TH63

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    Gary Barlow has finally blocked me from twitter. :fedup:

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  13. TH63

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    Steve must be gutted to find out it was his mate that nicked it
     
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    To the twat that stole my dad's stereo in '88. Jokes on you, we still have the Pat Benatar tape
     
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    To the bloke who stole my virginity when I was 9 - you weren't really my uncle were you?
     
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    Don't be such a twat.
     
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    Were these the kicks? :hehe:

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  18. Nugent

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    To the twat that stole my contact lenses, how do you visual eyes you'll get away with it.
     
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