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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by TH63, 24 Jan 2020.

  1. TH63

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  2. lardy

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    "Officers have released a CCTV image of a man they wish to speak to in connection with the damage which happened on 28 December."

    Release the bloody video.
     
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    I visited Greggs today, as on occasion it is good to see how the proles live, and I was slightly taken aback by the Vegan Steak Bake. What kind of fuckery is this?
     
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  4. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Calm down Piers, it's only a bit of pastry.
     
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    So that's what the veggie stuff is, just the normal range of products with the innards removed
     
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    Sackable offence surely? You can’t just hand customers money?
     
  8. Nugent

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    With that business acumen you should be on the apprentice :hehe:
     
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  9. Mrs Steve R

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    No, my supervisor opened the till for me, it's not like my till was going to be down as the money was there under the cakes :hehe: we are taught in our training that the customer comes first before anything :thumbup:
     
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    I’m tempted to pay the £2 fee to take a trip to Cardiff for that.

    Which shopping centre was it again?
     
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    What comes first with Greggs are Emulsifiers, Stabilisers, Triphosphates, Mono and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids, Potassium Phosphates, Palm Oil, Monosodium Glutomate, Disodium Guanylate, Metabisulphate, Sulphur Dioxidell, Potassium Sorbatel, Mononitrate, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean, Gluten (it's not free, it's included in the price) The only things you won't find are a) any form of nutrition and b) Embalming Fluid.
     
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    And that's just the staff!:coat:
     
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    All the same, I do miss their corned beef pasties.
     
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    You missed out coconut oil mate.
     
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    It's synthetic coconut oil, made from recycled plastic and part-worn tyres.
    But if you like ingesting processed catering with absolutely no nutritional benefits whatsoever, then fill your boots.
     
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    Let’s look at the facts shall we?

    I like the occasional Greggs and I’m a fine figure of a man, get plenty of sex and have a positive healthy attitude to life.

    You don’t eat Greggs.
     
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    Gone off your custard slices now have you? :hehe:
     
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    Bet you’re fun at parties...
     
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    Hitler shower parties maybe....
     
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