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Tories solve knife crime crisis

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  1. Colonel Cardiffi

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    #1 Colonel Cardiffi, 14 Mar 2019 at 17:51
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  2. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    :hehe: Look out for the latest street fashion in waders and sowesters. Honestly officer, I'm just off fishing.
     
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    Having a night in, inviting my mates and cooking would lead to the feds thinking that a gang of youths are using knifes :coat:
     
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  4. Ainsley Harriott

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    Easy solve for knife crime:

    Anyone caught in possession of, or involved in a crime using a knife, gets a new equivalent of an ASBO. Now renamed as GAYBO's.

    That'll stop the yoof thinking they're cool.
     
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    Nobody ever questions my walking/sword/stick
     
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    For those of us that were teenagers in the 80s, how many of us had the Rambo survival knife?
     
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    Better still everyone caught with a knife should have it's offensiveness tested by being prodded by it between the ribs.
     
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    The difference was, we used them for what they are designed for and didn’t get all stabby when someone ‘dissed’ us!
     
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    How the fuck are you supposed to charge them? I already too many items I need to remember to charge each night. Sod having to charge a dozen chef’s knives, 8 steak knives, 8 dinner knives and a bloody potato peeler!
     
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  10. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Wait a sec, I've read this before, has this already been posted on here today :hehe:
     
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