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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Eat Y'self Fitter, 8 Jul 2018.

  1. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    It's done nothing for my water bill this hot and dry spell, what with keeping the plants hydrated & the kids paddling pool but the last couple of days have necessitated two showers too.

    I was up a ladder this morning clearing shit out of my conservatory gutters, sweating like a rapist in an identity parade, had to have a shower after that.

    Just had to have another shower after an afternoon down the food festival & bay beach and then a BBQ back home.

    I'm now lying naked on the bed, windows wide open, faint breeze over my nads and I'm sweating cobs again.

    Will this torture never end?
     
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  2. Mrs Steve R

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    Do you have a fan? :hehe:
     
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    More of the same tomorrow then it cools down for a week or so, according to the BBC weather
     
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    I quite like the guy, but wouldn’t go as far as a being a ‘fan’ like.
     
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  5. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    I do, but I took it to my brother in hospital who's had his appendix out.

    Fuckers wouldn't let him use it til the electrician had PAT tested it and he couldn't come til 10:30 last night .

    Trivial but true.
     
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    Spare a thought for me guys. I’m in Tulsa this week and it’s a balmy 36 degrees Celsius :yikes:
     
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  7. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    More fool you for believing the main stream media .

    There's gonna be hot hail according to Ming who's blog covers the stories the msm are paid off the bury.
     
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    Thinly veiled 'I'm working in Tulsa this week' post imo
     
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  9. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Hot mun .
     
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    Is there such a thing as ‘Thickly Veiled’ :hehe:
     
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    That was nice of you, I imagine being in hospital in this weather is pretty grim :shrug2:
     
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    Sure it was 33 here yesterday

    Edit..tulsa..what have you gone all the way from new York to Oklahoma for?
     
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    I'm only 24 hours away. :coat:

    Fuck it, it's been done already.

    :mare:
     
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    Are you confusing me with Arfur? I’m not in NY?
     
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    Lads lads lads. It’s all about evaporation, just like how your fridge works like.

    What you do is, have a cold shower before bed but don’t dry yourself properly, leave yourself damp. Then just lie on your bed, naked as the day you were born, curtains and windows wide open (turn the bloody lights off mun) the gentle breeze wafting over your bollocks (or tits for the ladies).
    If necessary fill a spray bottle with water and chuck it in the freezer during the day, then put it next to your bed, you can use it to damp yourself down if you wake up all hot and bothered.
    Sweet dreams.
     
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    Trying to keep on top of washing my uniform is the biggest task (for the Mrs) Usually don’t have an issue wearing the same work shirt 2/3 shifts in a row as long as it passed the sniff test like but working outdoors in this weather is no joke.
     
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    you facking legend :thumbup:
     
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    Don't get me started on the fridge. Every time I open it the number on the little screen shoots up to 7 .

    It's doing my nut in.
     
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