Two showers.

You’d have to have a bloody big bed to fit a freezer in it!

 

Just put a piece of black tape over the screen.

 

Oh Aye

 

Not a hot water bottle then though is it?

 

Baz, I just followed your cold shower advice and now I’m bastard wide awake. Any suggestions that doesn’t involve a tug?

 

Ha. And you all have a pop at me about moaning about the heat.

What's the matter girlie pantses , too hot for you know is it ???

 

Have cold showers. Like as cold as possible

 

Your problem could be solved by the acquiring of an electric fan. I doubt you'll find any this far into a heatwave though. Makes sleeping at night a breeze.

 

Argos have apparently run out.

Amazon Prime is your friend. Just bought one.

 

I spent all day in my pants yesterday. Window opened in fully to maximise the air flow.
Was a glorious way to be hungover, I slept from about 12 till 3 during the hottest part of the day.

I've not one complaint yet about the heat, well apart from being sweaty that one trip on the bus, have plenty of fans pointed at me at night in work.

Enjoy it before it's gone for another year ya fucking girl pants bastards.

 

You been spying on my washing line again?

 

I'd watch yours if you are in treforest mate..loads of pervy student types and a few crack head thieves round those parts.