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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by stantys tattoos, 13 Feb 2020.

  1. stantys tattoos

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    just had an early valentines day card from rosie. well worth the £6.50 i give the dogs trust every month ,fuck the bitches mans best friend :nqat:
     
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    Thinly veiled= my wife looks like a dog
     
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  3. stantys tattoos

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    too far colin :wink:
     
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    But you agree your wife is a bitch?
     
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    4, 1, 3, 2, 6, 5
     
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    Every year I get a card from my mum :hehe:
    My wife , my ex
    And my wife's mum and sister
    (That used to be a joke, to try n embarrass me)
    It dont work n now its become a thang :hehe:

    What can I say, but I ooze sexual magnetism
    Just ask our @steve davies :hehe:
     
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    what can I say Phil I suppose the board members don’t know that you started life as a trolley dolly on British rail and in 1996 won great western railways trolley dolly of the year competition beating off stiff opposition from town hill and trebanog. Your face was the most sought after in the 90’s by ghost train operators throughout the uk and Europe and if that’s not enough your voice is legendary and I’m sure if Vincent van goch had been around today to hear those dulcet tones I’m almost certain he would have cut his other fucking ear off :thumbup:
     
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    No one has ever complimented me like that Steve
    :hehe:
    I should let you write my posts mate :hehe:
     
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    Told the wife I've booked us a table for valentine's day, hope she likes snooker.
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ive got a knife
    Get in the van
     
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    Watch your dogs Bobby Madley is return to referee in the U.K.
     
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    Totally agree with your sentiments.

    Although, I refuse to give to the dogs trust, as I think it's a bit of a sham after seeing where it's swanky offices are located in central london, which must be costing a fortune. And then looking into their last accounts submissions, they had half a million sat within 2 accounts, after pocketing £4-5 million in their last accounting year - Makes me wonder how many dogs they do actually help and how much they cream off for themselves.

    So I now give money to smaller dog charities, who really appreciate any and every penny they get and are totally transparent as to where the money goes
     
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  13. stantys tattoos

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    but did you get a valentise card
     
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    No, didn't get a card. I'd much rather it go on their needs, not mine

    And valentine's day! Got no time for that bollocks. Loads of companies keen to empty your pockets on someone you've lost interest in 5yrs earlier, but the fucker is still sodding there, all gooey-eyed. When you'd much rather be down the pub, or at least be allowed one evening with the tv remote :coat::hehe:
     
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    i'm thinking of coming down caerfillfy in the next couple of weeks we'll have a beer :thumbup:
     
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    Any time you're up for a beer, just give us a shout. Not warm enough yet to be glassing, so working from home most days at the mo :thumbup:
     
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    Looking for a bit of advice... What's the best number of Roses to give the wife for Valentine's Day? - 6? 12? 24? Or the whole tin?
     
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    I come up n meet u guys
    I remember to set my watch back 30 years :hehe:
     
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    Romantic fuck
    Just chuck her your shirt tell her it needs ironing
    cos your going over the club tonite :hehe::hehe:
     
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    Hey, this ain't the land that time forgot, up here mate. :roll:

    To some of us, you southern softies are the ones that need to play catch up :hehe:
     
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