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Valentines Day

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Colonel Cardiffi, 14 Feb 2020.

  1. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Got a nice card and some prezzies off the missus this morning, she thinks all I got her was a big bar of chocolate and a card, which she was happy with but I've also ordered some roses to be sent to her in work today 'cos I'm an old smoothie.

     
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  2. TH63

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    I gave her an engagement ring on valentines day 1989.

    The gift that keeps on giving, so she'll be getting fuck all else from me this year.
     
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  3. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Did Gareth know about this before today? If so he's been very magnanimous about it.
     
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  4. Mrs Steve R

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    I'm off to work soon, Steve is spending his Valentines afternoon with nugent, make of that what you will :hehe:
     
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  5. Spanker

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    My present off the missus
     
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  6. Mad Al

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    My mrs has said because I didn't buy her flowers or a card for Valentines day, if I want sex again with her she now wants to be wooed. Great, so I've got to dress up as a fucking ghost.
     
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  7. Dr. Lecter

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    Do blokes expect presents too then?

    I’ve always seen it as just for birds - same as anniversaries.

    Flowers, chocolates, jewellery etc. - all birds presents. What exactly do you get for blokes then?

    :shrug2:
     
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  8. TH63

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    Well since you've asked, a box of Pro V1's please
     
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  9. Dr. Lecter

    Dr. Lecter I was born a woman
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    I’m looking for someone younger.

    Like Travis, TDA or Mrs R.
     
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  10. Mrs Steve R

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    Men like chocolate too :shrug2::hehe:
     
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    Much nicer than Quality Street. Good choice.
     
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    I’m not overly romantic but l must confess to having written the wife a poem this year it reads
    When we first met you where a miss
    but know for me your a hit
    So do me a favour,and go up the garden
    and pick up all the dogs shit

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  13. TH63

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    Beautiful
     
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    My mrs wasnt even born then :hehe::hehe:
     
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    :old:
     
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  16. Dr. Lecter

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  17. BLUE TUESDAY

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    Na she was , we both were :hehe:
     
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    So all these years I should have been expecting gifts instead of telling her it’s just a girl thing.

    By my reckoning she now owes me 29 toblerones.
     
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    Don't think I'm getting anything this valentines day :hehe:
     
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  20. Feedback

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    Another Euphemism
     
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