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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.

  1. Sam1927

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    PRETEND to be a GIANT lion tamer by hitting your cat in the face with a chair from a doll's house.
     
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    CONVINCE people you're Tom Cruise by jumping off your neighbours roof and then limping away sheepishly.
     
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    TV PRESENTERS. You won't see me after the break. That's not how television works.
     
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    RECREATE a New York deli experience by eating a stale bap with a hole poked through it and declaring it "supoib".
     
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    SAUSAGES are a delicious alternative to vegetarian sausages.
     
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    footballers - have your name and number tattooed on your back in case there's a colour clash and you need to play in skins.
     
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    TRICK people into thinking that you've been to the gym by being boring, hungry & sweaty.
     
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    GET the experience of speaking to Neanderthal man without the hassle of time travel by placing an ad on Gumtree.
     
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    Shoplifters ... walk backwards into shops, so if you get caught by security, when the cctv footage is rewound , you can prove you already left shop before crime was committed
     
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    ALWAYS keep a hammer next to your wireless in case a DJ says "Next up, Mumford and Sons".
     
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    PARENTS. Encourage your kids to swear by getting a shih-tzu or a fucking labrador.
     
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    FOOTBALLERS. Embark on a scintillating run of goalscoring form by simply having me take you out of my Fantasy Football team.
     
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    :hehe:
     
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    For anyone worried about their GCSE results, remember that it's too late to stop climate change & most of you will die fighting for water.
     
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    TRICK every person you meet in to thinking that you are a website by obnoxiously insisting that they accept your cookies
     
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    CONVINCE people you're a New Zealander by protesting that you sound nothing like an Australian in an Australian accent.
     
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    Discourage jugglers from visiting you by only having one of everything.
     
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