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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.

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    Sonny day skegness
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    DOUBLE the battery life of an iPhone by putting the fucking thing down.
     
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    WATCH your children's faces light up this Christmas by buying them a torch.
     
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    GET REVENGE on your wife this Christmas by taking her to 7 pubs without buying a drink before returning to the first one.
     
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    CONVINCE your neighbours you are the Prime Minister by turning around and waving before entering your house.
     
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    PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a fucking bag.
     
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    SINGLE MEN. Pretend you‘re married by feeling guilty about doing anything even slightly enjoyable.
     
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    TRICK people into thinking you're a time-traveller by buying clothes in Middlesbrough.
     
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