Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.
Sonny day skegness
DOUBLE the battery life of an iPhone by putting the fucking thing down.
WATCH your children's faces light up this Christmas by buying them a torch.
GET REVENGE on your wife this Christmas by taking her to 7 pubs without buying a drink before returning to the first one.
CONVINCE your neighbours you are the Prime Minister by turning around and waving before entering your house.
PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a fucking bag.
SINGLE MEN. Pretend you‘re married by feeling guilty about doing anything even slightly enjoyable.
TRICK people into thinking you're a time-traveller by buying clothes in Middlesbrough.