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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.

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    LEIGH-ON-SEA. Help boost tourism by re-branding as Leyoncé.
     
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    TRICK people into thinking that you've been to the gym by being boring, hungry & sweaty.
     
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    PREPARE for Christmas early by falling out with relatives now.
     
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    ASSESS the ‘banter’ potential of your new workplace by shouting “Morning wankers!” as you walk in on your first day.
     
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    RECREATE your own Alan Partridge moment by going into Starbucks, saying your name is "Dan" and ignoring the barista for 5 mins.
     
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    THIEVES. It turns out the policeman in the window of Poundland is just a cardboard cut out. The coast is clear.
     
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    FOOL your smart watch into thinking you've run 3 km by having a wank.
     
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    STOP kids smashing your iPhone screen by simply using a protective cover. Like a condom for instance.
     
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    AVOID the pain of stepping on upturned plugs by walking around with a four socket extension lead attached to each foot.
     
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    SAVE money on expensive hot tubs by simply creating your own
     
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    CONVINCE people that you have American teeth by simply putting a train ticket in your mouth
     
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    SHOW other Facebook users how sensitive you are by typing c**t when you mean cunt.
     
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    BE MORE charitable in the new year by sponsoring a gym for £40 a month.
     
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    OLD PEOPLE. Avoid falling off the motorway by simply driving slowly and staying in the middle lane.
     
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    AUDI DRIVERS. Save money on wing mirrors by simply getting close enough to use the ones on the car in front.
     
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    CARDIFF CITY TV SUBSCRIBERS Moving to Belize or the Faroe Islands will ensure you get to watch every match
     
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    You love your dots
     
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    Internet in this hotel is shite! :fedup: