Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.
What hotel is that then
The only 5 star hotel in Cardiff!
Oooh, that would make a good question for the quickfire quiz thread.
What do you call a 5 star hotel in Swansea?
I don't know, what do you call a 5 star hotel in Swansea?
MAKE every BMW drivers Christmas by buying them a pack of indicator bulbs.
FOOL the kids into thinking this will be the best Xmas ever by circling all the expensive stuff in the Argos catalogue.
LONELY? Cut your bread into a hand shape so you get a high five when it pops up in the toaster.
POST your Christmas cards to your neighbours at 3am to avoid having to talk to them.
WATER COMPANIES. Avoid the need for expensive, inconvenient and old fashioned reservoirs by storing water in The Cloud.
RECREATE your holiday by wandering into Greggs wearing swimming trunks, pointing at a sausage roll, shouting TWO and paying with a £50 note.
PARENTS. Encourage your kids to swear by getting a shih-tzu or a fucking labrador.
REPLICATE the thrill of being a World Cup referee by spraying a line of shaving foam in front of the queue at a bus stop.
looking good trav
what does that dot fucking mean?
Double post mate, had dodgy internet.
Just edited it to a dot.
Also has a double meaning too.
Means you were going to quote someone whilst arguing, then back tracked and deleted it.
Thus infuriating the poster even more.
Sometimes now, I just leave em a dot on purpose to make them think I was going to reply to them but couldnt be arsed.
INCREASE your chances of getting a second date by borrowing money from them.
DISCOVER who’s got nothing to do in your office by simply observing who puts up the Christmas decorations.