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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.

  1. Travis Bickle

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    What hotel is that then:shrug2:
     
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  2. Steve R

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    The only 5 star hotel in Cardiff!
     
  3. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Oooh, that would make a good question for the quickfire quiz thread.
     
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  4. Travis Bickle

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    What do you call a 5 star hotel in Swansea?

    I don't know, what do you call a 5 star hotel in Swansea?

    Lost.
     
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  6. Travis Bickle

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    MAKE every BMW drivers Christmas by buying them a pack of indicator bulbs.
     
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  7. Travis Bickle

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    FOOL the kids into thinking this will be the best Xmas ever by circling all the expensive stuff in the Argos catalogue.
     
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    LONELY? Cut your bread into a hand shape so you get a high five when it pops up in the toaster.
     
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    POST your Christmas cards to your neighbours at 3am to avoid having to talk to them.
     
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    #809 Travis Bickle, 8 Nov 2019 at 23:54
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    WATER COMPANIES. Avoid the need for expensive, inconvenient and old fashioned reservoirs by storing water in The Cloud.
     
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    RECREATE your holiday by wandering into Greggs wearing swimming trunks, pointing at a sausage roll, shouting TWO and paying with a £50 note.
     
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    PARENTS. Encourage your kids to swear by getting a shih-tzu or a fucking labrador.
     
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    REPLICATE the thrill of being a World Cup referee by spraying a line of shaving foam in front of the queue at a bus stop.
     
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    looking good trav:thumbup:
     
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    what does that dot fucking mean?
     
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  16. Steve R

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    Double post mate, had dodgy internet. :thumbup:

    Just edited it to a dot.
     
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    Also has a double meaning too.
    Means you were going to quote someone whilst arguing, then back tracked and deleted it.
    Thus infuriating the poster even more.
    Sometimes now, I just leave em a dot on purpose to make them think I was going to reply to them but couldnt be arsed.

    :hehe:
     
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    INCREASE your chances of getting a second date by borrowing money from them.
     
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    DISCOVER who’s got nothing to do in your office by simply observing who puts up the Christmas decorations.
     
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