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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Sam1927, 14 Sep 2017.

  1. Travis Bickle

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    FED UP with oral sex? Stop your bird from giving you blow jobs by marrying her
     
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  2. Travis Bickle

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    STOP your pet budgie or parrot from flying off when you let him out of his cage by simply attaching bulldog clips to its wings
     
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  3. stantys tattoos

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    @Mrs Steve R won't like this :nqat:
     
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  4. Mrs Steve R

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    :rudy:
     
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  5. Travis Bickle

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    These
     
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  6. Travis Bickle

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    SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walk around wearing a miners hat
     
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  7. Travis Bickle

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    AVOID endless arguments with your Mrs about leaving the toilet seat down when using it to pee, by pissing in the sink
     
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    SNOOKER COMMENTATORS..Demonstrate to viewers how much you understand the game by repeatedly saying "Where's the cue ball going? Where's the cue ball going?" when it's fucking obvious it's going in the pocket. For maximum effect, sound surprised when it does.
     
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    You could just try to be unselfish in bed by making her scream twice. Once with an orgasim and again when you walk across the bedroom and wipe your dick on her curtains.
     
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    I love dogs but I wouldn't advise that you try and eat a whole one.

     
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  11. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Not only did that video have nothing to do with the post you replied to, it has nothing to do with this 'Viz Top Tips' thread.
     
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  12. Travis Bickle

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    DO YOUR OWN corrective laser eye surgery by removing the back of your CD player and stare into it while it’s switched on
     
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    SCOTTISH FLASHERS attach your kilt to your belt with curtain rings, you can then expose yourself quickly and effortlessly by simply drawing your kilt to and fro.
     
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  14. Goslow

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    Save money on buying your
    Mrs a present for valentine's day
    By giving her the clap
     
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  18. Travis Bickle

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    Having trouble with your child not eating?
    Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted.
     
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    IF you say Ronnie Pickering 3 times in the car mirror a Citroen Picasso appears behind you.
     
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    Girlfriend/wife got an unpleasant odour? Don't know how to let her know? Buy her these she'll get the hint and thank you later
     
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