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Washing your hands after a wazz

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Learn Irish, 14 Jan 2020.

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    Would stick up a poll but cannot be arsed . I reckon 50/50 who shake and vac or shake and walk away. I always swill after a shyte but if there is a queue for the sink or the footy is exciting I may have a trace of the beast on my fingers after the call of nature .
     
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    I piss into the bog and not on onto my hands so it's not a big deal either way tbf.
     
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    Just wash your hands every time, what deadlines are you people missing by spending 20 seconds washing your damn hands?
     
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    Always wash after a slash me. Just letting all the female forum members know
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    Why don't pub toilet doors open outwards? Fucks me off having washed my hands only then to have to grab the door handle after those that haven't bothered :old:
     
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    You're not Dutch are you?
     
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    20 seconds every time you have a wazz? Those will all add up. You'll probably be wasting a couple of days in a lifetime.
     
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    last time i'm going to an italian restaraunt
     
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    What if you're a member of so Solid Crew? Eh? You didn't factor that in to this did you..Eh? That would leave a mere 1 second..They'd be damned to spend their last second washing their hands..Phht..Poorly thought through..
     
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    Yeah but you have just been holding your dick....
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    And it's clean..I haven't just finished bumming someone have I? (usually)
     
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    Bosnian restaurants are looking good!
     
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    While we're on the subject, what is it with people who must deliberately piss all over the floor in pub toilets? Admittedly, spoons pubs are probably the worst for this
     
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    :hehe: I didn't think of that I suppose.
     
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    Yeah but you know, it’s your penis isn’t it. One minute your holding your penis and then you're shaking hands with your mate or sticking your hands in someone’s crisp packet.
     
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    Wash all you like but it's guaranteed you will be sharing stuff with people who haven't washed. Best just pee over your own hands and help build your immune system up
     
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    Your hand? Ah that's where I've been going wrong and asked to leave the pub.
     
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