I take my son to as many games as I can. He's been going since he was 4 and has been a ST holder since he was 6 or 7. He's now 10 and when we're at City his behaviour is pretty much as you'd expect - 90 minutes of focused joy/frustration/questioning refs etc depending on what's happening. Watching on telly is a whole different ball game though. Distraction creeps in. This is what I've had tonight so far: - 0-5 mins: optimism, support 5-15 mins: ref's English so he's biased, keep it on the deck, Smithies is crap etc 15-25 mins: renewed optimism, get in Glatzel, come on City etc 25-35 mins: Dad, what sort of beard has Glatzel got? What's the worst sort of beard to have? 35-45 mins: Steve Irwin impressions Love him to bits but fucking hell.