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What's the funniest thing you've seen at a football match/ground?

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    Seems a bit slow on here these last few days, so just lobbing this in to see what it generates :shrug2:
     
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    Sheffield Wednesday or united, can't remember which, away early/mid seventies, copper on a horse using the horse to knock city fans over and push them up against a wall, bloke smoking a cigar stubs his cigar on the horse's arse, the horse reared up, unseats the copper and charges off down the road dragging the copper along with his foot still stuck in the stirrup thing.
     
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    Solskjaer’s tactics.
     
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    Bolton away. 70's again, stopped in the services and there was a bus load of villa hooligans, this nutter from Ely pulled the rifle off the duck shoot arcade game in there and then ran at the villa lot pointing this rifle, they didn't know it wasn't real and shat themselves and legged it.
     
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    nutter from ely eh?? :sherlock:
     
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    was it you?:hehe:
     
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    Curtains at West Ham away last season
     
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    On the plane coming home from Serbia after the Wales game, the bloke sat in front of us was telling us how he was hit with a javelin, a firework and a shoe during the match, we were pissing ourselves, his mates confirmed what happened, they said he always has bad luck, the poor bastard.
     
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    Pringles.

    Hello Kitty.
     
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    Bristol rovers away, as we get off the train at Stapleton road, I think it was, the coppers are patting down everyone searching for weapons. One of the coppers is a stunning young blonde woman, me and my brother queued up six times to get searched by her, the other lads were pissing themselves.
     
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    Do you remember the gypo family of brothers that used to follow the city AL. All worked on the scrap and were as wide as they were tall. I remember we were away to Sheffield Utd in the FA cup on a Tuesday night and there was a police horse trying to keep the two sets of fans apart that kept nudging belcher one of the brothers. He told the copper if the horse nudged him one more time he would smack it in the mouth . Sure enough the horse nudged him and like the scene in blazing saddles belcher gives the horse such a smack that the horse first stumbled and then reared throwing the copper of his horse . He eventually got caught and did three months for it as he knocked a tooth clean out of the horses mouth
     
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    No, didn't know them Steve. I remember Boney from Cwmbran got jailed for punching a police horse years ago.
     
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    After an altercation in the services with some Man Utd fans, a copper boarded our bus and stood at the front giving us all a lecture about behaving, unknown to him Snowy from Ely was stood behind him pouring a can of coke over the top of his helmet and it was running down his back and shoulders, we're all pissing ourselves and he's getting more irate thinking we're not taking his lecture seriously.
     
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    can of coke? ah i see didn't want to waste alcohol:hehe:
     
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    Unfortunately I didn’t witness it in person, but surely this has to be up there

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    I seen the poor fucker go over the top at Millwall.
     
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    I’ve got a pretty crap memory, I guess the funniest in recent memory was Sol scoring a goal, whipping his shirt off, twirling it around his head, chucking it in the air, putting it back on and escaping a yellow by lying to the ref about taking it off.

    As well as that, all the city fans doing the poznan against Man City.
     
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    guy standing next to me in the front of the bob bank, against man city in the cup i think, half way through eating a pasty wasn't happy with something started shouting obscenitys spitting pasty then threw a half pasty which bounced off a man city players head
     
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    Gary Breen waving to the lino to say he'd been fouled, and inadvertently elbowing Steve Thompson in the face, earning him a straight red card, back in the days when we could beat Wolves 4-0.
     
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