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What's the funniest thing you've seen at a football match/ground?

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  1. Jimmytaff

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    Back in the halcyon days of the Bob Bank terrace I remember one nutter with his top off imitating every move the linesman made and following him up and down the touchline whilst giving him all the verbals. Everyone was laughing, egging him on and giving him stuff to use as a fake flag. The lino was clearly intimidated as the guy clearly had a screw loose .

    I'd guess it would have been late 90s
     
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    good day that:wink:
     
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    :hehe::hehe::hehe:

    Remember that well.

    Also remember from roughly the same time some bloke with a bag full of carrots lobbing them at the Bristol right back every time he came within range.
     
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    I know it's been on here several times and it's got fuck all to do with anything I have witnessed. But still makes me laugh


     
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    thats not good for morale:hehe:
     
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    Bizarrely I was at both of these incredible matches.

    6 goals in both too.

    Saw and enjoyed every goal on the Wurzels own pumpkin patch, however I was right at the back in the middle of the Upper Tier at the Millwall match with UTSL off of the comb, and we didn't see a thing.

    Only heard it off other City fans outside. Rumour there was he'd been shot.

    :hehe:
     
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    who?:shrug2:
     
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    I remember that, brilliant.
     
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    :hehe:

     
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    Being knocked out in the Bob Bank while celebrating Nathan Blake’s goal vs Man City in the FA cup. Woke up lying in a puddle of piss.
     
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    Oh gawd!!! That’s bad but has me laughing and got me thinking.
    The Bob Bank always made me laugh though, especially when the opposition missed a tap in or booted it over the goal.... the crow call like “Ahhhhhh!” that resonated around for a few minutes always had me stitches.
    Sometimes someone in the Grange end would join in too...
    Just silly nonsense but it livened up what could be a frustrating afternoon of football!

    You still here that fella doing the “Ring a ring of roses” whistle at the CCS, but the crow call “Ahhhhhh” doesn’t happen much these days.
     
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    Good times
     
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    Back in the 90s my mate worked for gilesports and used to give us free tickets for the main sponsors box when they were shirt sponsor.
    I had tickets off him for the free bar for the Hendon town fa cup game.

    2nd half I decided I hadn't had enough of the free booze, so stayed in the bar and got steaming.

    Bout an hour after game the food came out.
    Me, my mate, Russel osman , Kenny Hibbert and samesh kumar and a about 6 other people with money, on the table having kebab, potatoes and peas.
    Kebab was on a skewer , no one was eating cos they were yapping to each other so I decided to tuck in.
    I decided not to eat kebab with my fingers so used a fork and knife to slide the meat off the skewer, whoop , off slid the meat at 100mph hitting my peas all over the fucking table.
    My mate looked at me with daggers.

    Never invited me again.
     
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    :hehe:9675E4B1-4A97-40FE-94FC-85A1F5BB6883.jpeg

    This was back in 2008 I think, our last year there at Ninian Park. I can remember it was a cold evening.

    The figure of interest is in the middle and perched, half sitting, in the lower stand.

    That pink bundle he has is a new born girl!!! She was wrapped up warm it seems, and he even gave her a bottle at half time! :aya::hehe:
     
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    Any time the cage was opened and Jon Parkin was unleashed. Seen him play for both County and Cardiff funnily enough
     
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    I've seen someone arrested for tossing off a horse but the best for me was inside the lord nelson pub at arsenal one year. We were boxed inside by OB and one mad cunt just ran across the tables over the chairs and jumped through a glass window.

    I have no idea what he was trying to achieve as there were police everywhere outside and he couldn't get away. It must have looked epic from outside
     
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    The horse thing was you wasn’t it?
     
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