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Who parked this car?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 14 Jun 2019.

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Who parked this?

  1. Bird

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  2. Lad

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  1. Joecity

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    Some great parking near me earlier. I happen to know who owns the car. The question for you is it a bloke or a bird?
     
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  2. Mad Al

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    Lad, a bird wouldn't get in that gap.
     
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  3. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Bound to be a woman pfft. And women drivers want to be paid the same as men, unreal.
     
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    Perhaps whoever parked it was busting for a shit :sherlock:
     
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    Can't be Mary Ann Hobbs, unless she's got the squits.
     
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    A very considerate person parked that car leaving enough room for a motorbike to be parked:thumbup:
     
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  7. TH63

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    Someone who drinks weak tea with a sweetner
     
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    lol imagine that
     
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    Parked like it's been abandoned. Has to be in lower wenvoe
     
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    That isn't parked.

    They've stopped in traffic & walked away.
     
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    Having zoomed in on the wheels, they’re not scratched to fuck. So my prediction is a bird driving a bloke’s car. Possibly she’s agreed to drive him back from the pub. He may have been too hammered to realise she’d parked in the middle of the road.
     
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    Definately a lad, because if it was a bird she would still be trying to park.
     
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    Since women have been getting such a hard time on here recently I'm just going to bung this in for good measure

     
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    the presenter looks like one/both of those american cartoon characters. can't think of their names. what a fore head
     
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    It’s a lads car

    Not like a fiat 500 like that kinky slag Rhian drives
     
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    beavis and butthead
     
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    It's not my missus. The tyre isnt flat.
    She has a penchant for slamming into kerbs before parking.
     
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  18. Goslow

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    Was it Mr Magoo?
     
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    Helen Keller?
     
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    Blind Pugh?
     
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