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Wiping your arse

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Knees up Brian Clark, 9 Oct 2019.

  1. Knees up Brian Clark

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    Could be a problem after Brexit as bog roll apparently will run short so any alternative methods for bum wiping would be welcomed,think l might start collecting the Metro when l use the local bus in future:old:
     
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    I'd like to know too
     
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  3. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    A certain messageboarder will be making a tidy profit after we've taken back control. Single sheets will be available to purchase each lunchtime for a very reasonable free from his office at a table outside Nero on Queen Street.
     
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    You get the shit filled pants you deserve
     
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  5. Ainsley Harriott

    Ainsley Harriott Give your meat a good ol' rub
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    Looked at a house the other day that had a bidet.

    Might organise a 2nd viewing when I run out of bog roll, just so I can curl out a sneaky jobby.
     
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    Into the bidet?
     
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    I wouldn't worry. We'll have no food as well so no need for a tom tit in the first place. All sorted.
     
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    We'll still have plenty of towels in travel lodges mate.
     
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    Yep. Then waffle-stomp it into the plug hole to assert my dominance over the house

    The sellers will accept my offer of 50% under market value at that point. Guaranteed.
     
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  11. Knees up Brian Clark

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    Missus spent most of yesterday hopping on and off buses in Caerphilly came home with seven Metro and a Caerphilly Observer,no way Brexit is gonna leave us in the shit:old:
     
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    I've had a quick flick through the 11,000 odd threads posted on here and wiping your arse is featured in 7 of them. That's fucking good going. Makes me proud.
     
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    Find someone who likes rimming.
     
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    the question is how do you wipe your arse? up or down? we had a massive discussion in the club about this and asked many members. the majority were up but my mate and his 2 brothers and their uncle were down, i said thats just your family you weirdos. any thoughts on this?
     
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    How does a blind man know when he's finished wiping his arse?
     
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    :shrug2:
     
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    When he blows his nose and the bog roll don smell of shit I reckon.
     
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    Say what it is then mun...
     
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    anyway no fuckers answered the question